Unwrap this laser-cut snark bomb and watch Santa serve up a roasted holiday reality check with enough sass to melt your snowflakes. This bad boy’s sturdy, armed with a fancy ribbon, and a wooden bead that’s more stylish than your Aunt Linda’s fruitcake.
Warning: This is the ultimate adult gag gift- perfect for anyone who dishes it out, can take it, or straight up deserves a stocking full of nothing. Deck your halls with savage honesty and let the world know: you ain’t gettin’ squat (well, besides this ornament- and maybe a lump of emotional coal).
Unwrap this laser-cut snark bomb and watch Santa serve up a roasted holiday reality check with enough sass to melt your snowflakes. This bad boy’s sturdy, armed with a fancy ribbon, and a wooden bead that’s more stylish than your Aunt Linda’s fruitcake.
Warning: This is the ultimate adult gag gift- perfect for anyone who dishes it out, can take it, or straight up deserves a stocking full of nothing. Deck your halls with savage honesty and let the world know: you ain’t gettin’ squat (well, besides this ornament- and maybe a lump of emotional coal).
