Introverts unite! Feeling borderline festive, but not TOO festive? You've come to the right place.
Oh, you thought you were invited? Ha! Hang this sign on your door and let your neighbors know holiday cheer stops RIGHT here. Crafted in the miserable image of yours truly, this wooden masterpiece is dripping with festive sarcasm. Place it front and center- your living room, your office, your secret lair- and discourage carolers, cookies, and uninvited Whos. Just the thing if you prefer peace, quiet, and maybe a little roast beast, alone.
Spread cheer (and a little snark) without saying a word.
Whimsical hanger attached
Introverts unite! Feeling borderline festive, but not TOO festive? You've come to the right place.
Oh, you thought you were invited? Ha! Hang this sign on your door and let your neighbors know holiday cheer stops RIGHT here. Crafted in the miserable image of yours truly, this wooden masterpiece is dripping with festive sarcasm. Place it front and center- your living room, your office, your secret lair- and discourage carolers, cookies, and uninvited Whos. Just the thing if you prefer peace, quiet, and maybe a little roast beast, alone.
Spread cheer (and a little snark) without saying a word.
Whimsical hanger attached
