• These handmade kitchen decor signs are laser cut, meticulously hand painted, and packed with all different kinds of funny food puns.

• Each piece features a fun framed design and artwork that works perfectly in a kitchen, pantry, coffee bar, dining nook, bar cart area, or anywhere your walls need more quirky personality.

• Pre-drilled hole- ready to hang and display!

Because each sign is hand painted, slight variations in color may occur.

Choose from our punny designs:

Mix It Up

Nacho Business

Send Noods

Just Roll With It

Nice Buns

I Donut Care

Dill With It

I Like Big Cups & I Cannot Lie

Chop It Like It’s Hot

For the person who cooks with love and probably a little cursing, this engraved acacia wood cutting/ charcuterie board was basically made for them. Bring personality to your kitchen while still showing off a beautiful, functional piece.

-Acacia wood cutting board

-Laser engraved design

-Size: 15" x 10" x 1"

-Perfect for kitchen decor, serving, or gifting

Some kitchens have fancy gadgets. Ours has a squirrel. How the heck do you use it? Thanks for asking. Hook the squirrel’s ears over the rack to pull it out, and use its neck to push it back in.

Each squirrel is lovingly crafted from smooth mahogany wood; each has its own personality and wood grains.

Dimensions: 10" x 2.5" - fits your hand perfectly and maneuvers oven racks with ease.

• Each flat bottle opener is made of quality wood and stainless-steel material

• Sturdy and lightweight

• Celebrate dad in style with our handcrafted wooden bottle openers. Each one is made by a dad for a dad with a dash of humor, making it the perfect gift for the dad who loves a good laugh and a cold drink.

Cheers to awesome dads!

• Each opener is sold separately at $5.00 each

• Please select which quote(s) you would like from the drop-down selection bar.

• Add a meaningful and functional lasting kitchen piece to your home, with a touch of rustic elegance, and just a little self-sufficiency.

• A perfect gift for:

Homemakers

Homesteaders

Retro Lovers

Anyone who appreciates government humor

• Crafted from beautiful, acacia wood, laser engraved and sealed with food grade mineral oil.

-Laser-engraved solid acacia wood treated with a food-grade mineral oil.

-Whether you're dicing up veggies for the perfect side or serving your latest smoked masterpiece, this board is up to the task. It's an ideal gift for Father's Day, a housewarming, or for the BBQ lover in your life.

-Dimensions: 11" x 6.5" x 0.75" x 0.98"

❤️Add a touch of rustic charm to your kitchen with our lovely laser-engraved measurement conversion wall decor.

❤️No more guessing games while cooking or baking – all your essential conversions are beautifully displayed.

❤️It's the perfect blend of functionality and heartwarming decor, making your kitchen feel even more like the heart of your home.

Add a touch of rustic charm to your home with this beautiful galvanized metal hanging sign!

Featuring "FARM FRESH EGGS" in raised wood lettering with a charming chicken silhouette, this piece is perfect for your kitchen, dining room, or any farmhouse-inspired space. The distressed galvanized finish gives it an authentic, vintage feel, complemented by a rustic twine hanger.

Materials: Galvanized Metal, Twine Rope

If you're here looking for a bit of dark humor with your chopping, then you're in the right place.

A Perfect (Slightly Twisted) Gift: For the guy (or gal) in your life who'd rather arm wrestle a carrot than chop it.

Let's be honest, nobody wants to eat vegetables. We do it because we're told to, or because we're trying to outlive that annoying neighbor. So why sugarcoat it? This isn't about "prepping" your greens; it's about the brutal, necessary act of murdering your vegetables before they stand a chance.

Use it for the actual act of veggie annihilation or just hang it up to warn visitors.

This isn't some flimsy piece of plywood from the discount bin. This board is made from solid acacia wood. It's got character, it's got heft, and it'll stand up to your most aggressive chopping sessions. Plus, that rich grain just screams "I'm serious about my kitchen, even if I'm not serious about healthy eating."

Care Instructions: Listen, it's wood. Don't drown it. Hand wash with a bit of soap, dry it immediately. And for the love of all that's holy, keep it out of the dishwasher.

Oh, heavens to Betsy, every busy little homemaker knows that feeling, don't we? One minute you're whistling while you work, and the next you're... well, just a smidge "Completely Unhinged"!

A must-have addition to your kitchen decor or a fabulous gift, if I do say so myself!

This beauty is crafted from the most splendid acacia wood, known for being tough as nails and having a grain that's just a dream.

Premium Quality: Made from beautiful, long-lasting acacia wood. Protected with Food Grade Cutting Board Oil. Features a detailed, retro wife design.

Perfect for setting out a plate of cookies, showing off your culinary prowess, or simply adding a dash of spunk to your kitchen decor.

Materials: Solid Acacia Wood, the very best!

Dimensions: 17.5" L x 8.5" W x 0.915" H

Care Instructions: Now, listen closely, dearie: always hand wash with a gentle soap and warm water. Never, ever let it soak, and be sure to dry it right away! And it's not a fan of the automatic dish washer, oh no! A little dab of food-grade mineral oil now and then will keep it looking spiffy, just like a good pair of pearls.

***Please click on the image to see the full-size.**

• Laser engraved and adorned with the witty phrase, "That's What cheese said...", this charcuterie board is designed to bring a smile to your guests' faces and spark lighthearted moments. It's quirky without being over-the-top, perfect for those who appreciate a touch of humor.
  
  Each board is meticulously handcrafted from high-quality, Purpleheart wood, ensuring a sturdy and reliable surface for all your culinary creations. The wood grain subtly shows through the vibrant dye, adding to its natural beauty.
  
  Truly unique and thoughtful gift for any occasion.
  
  Adds a distinctive pop of color and artisanal elegance to your kitchen.
  
  Wood: Purpleheart; heavy, dense and extremely durable material
  Vivid purple color makes a great accent