If you're here looking for a bit of dark humor with your chopping, then you're in the right place.
A Perfect (Slightly Twisted) Gift: For the guy (or gal) in your life who'd rather arm wrestle a carrot than chop it.
Let's be honest, nobody wants to eat vegetables. We do it because we're told to, or because we're trying to outlive that annoying neighbor. So why sugarcoat it? This isn't about "prepping" your greens; it's about the brutal, necessary act of murdering your vegetables before they stand a chance.
Use it for the actual act of veggie annihilation or just hang it up to warn visitors.
This isn't some flimsy piece of plywood from the discount bin. This board is made from solid acacia wood. It's got character, it's got heft, and it'll stand up to your most aggressive chopping sessions. Plus, that rich grain just screams "I'm serious about my kitchen, even if I'm not serious about healthy eating."
Care Instructions: Listen, it's wood. Don't drown it. Hand wash with a bit of soap, dry it immediately. And for the love of all that's holy, keep it out of the dishwasher.
If you're here looking for a bit of dark humor with your chopping, then you're in the right place.
A Perfect (Slightly Twisted) Gift: For the guy (or gal) in your life who'd rather arm wrestle a carrot than chop it.
Let's be honest, nobody wants to eat vegetables. We do it because we're told to, or because we're trying to outlive that annoying neighbor. So why sugarcoat it? This isn't about "prepping" your greens; it's about the brutal, necessary act of murdering your vegetables before they stand a chance.
Use it for the actual act of veggie annihilation or just hang it up to warn visitors.
This isn't some flimsy piece of plywood from the discount bin. This board is made from solid acacia wood. It's got character, it's got heft, and it'll stand up to your most aggressive chopping sessions. Plus, that rich grain just screams "I'm serious about my kitchen, even if I'm not serious about healthy eating."
Care Instructions: Listen, it's wood. Don't drown it. Hand wash with a bit of soap, dry it immediately. And for the love of all that's holy, keep it out of the dishwasher.
