Eat It or Starve | Funny Kitchen Decor

$25.00

“Oh, you don’t like it? There’s a McDonald’s around the corner.” - Anonymous Mom

Welcome to the kitchen…where the menu is simple and negotiations are closed. Equal parts humor and truth, it’s perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, or anywhere picky eaters gather.


This handmade 10x10 wood sign features:

  • Bold laser-cut

  • 3D wood lettering for extra attitude

  • Ready to hang with rear hook or display on a counter or shelf

  • Hand painted and stained for a warm, finished look.

“Oh, you don’t like it? There’s a McDonald’s around the corner.” - Anonymous Mom

Welcome to the kitchen…where the menu is simple and negotiations are closed. Equal parts humor and truth, it’s perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, or anywhere picky eaters gather.


This handmade 10x10 wood sign features:

  • Bold laser-cut

  • 3D wood lettering for extra attitude

  • Ready to hang with rear hook or display on a counter or shelf

  • Hand painted and stained for a warm, finished look.